I don’t know who started making the pineapple and cheese casserole deserts and I don’t really care. The point is, I think it’s fine if you want to mix pinapples and cheese. You can gorge yourself on these two wonderful foods all you like. And if you want to mix them that’s fine. But by God, do it in your own home where no-one else has to watch you, and for Pete’s sake don’t feed that stuff to anyone else.

Cheese is great, some might not like it for whatever reason. Maybe vegan or squeamish or whatever, but I’m not that person. I love cheese. Pizza, cheesecake, lasagna, cheese logs, cheese wiz, whatever, all great foods. Pineapples; I don’t know anyone who doesn’t like pineapple. It’s healthy stuff, wonderful sweet sour fruit. Pineapple even helps you lose weight by breaking down fats. Great stuff. Fruit and cheese together, what would life be without it. Plenty of cheeses are at their best with fruit, pineapple is a perfect fruit to have with cheese. Pineapple on pizza is great. I’m no pizza purist. California style pizza is fine by me. I can think of no better way to consume sun dried tomatoes than on a crazy pizza from Lucy’s with pineapples, mushrooms, chipotelies, whatever. Heck, I’ll eat the heck out of anchovies. I’ve even been known in crimethinc circles to make fish stew from dumpstered fish if it’s freezing out. But do not mix cheap grated American cheese with pineapple in a big vat on a buffet and ask me to consume it. Just because it’s made of two good things and totally decadent doesn’t make it edible. All i can say is it tastes like pinapple mucus, and if that brings you comfort, God forbid I say anything. You have a right to be as comfortable as you can. Life is short, be comfortable. But when you eat that vomitous substance around me, well… that makes me uncomfortable, particularly around my gal bladder. That’s all I can say, that stuff makes me want to hurl, and I’ve eaten out of dumpsters plenty, I’ve worked in hog houses, I’ve gutted large mammals. No to pineapple and cheese dessert, NO!

Casserole NO! Pie NO! Torte NO!

Basta Ya Pineapple and Cheese!

No Passeran!